1.跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么服答你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。
2.你的言谈举止，就像一场自然灾害，让人防不胜防。
3.你的智慧，比起我看过的书籍，更让人惊叹，因为它们都是用来装饰字房的装饰品。
4.你的嘴巴，那是一口深渊，每句话都能吞噬一个世界。
5.就连时间也怕和你交往，生怕自己的流逝被当成是对你的赞美。
6.在这个世界上，只有两种生物，一种是人类，一种是像你这样的人类模仿者。
7.如果有一天，你真的变成了爱滋病，那么这世上的每个人都会为此而庆幸，因为至少他们还能活下去，而不是像现在一样，被你的存在所困扰。
8.有些人的智商，即便是在动物界，也只能算得上是一只蚂蚁，在众多强悍生物中显得微不足道。
9.我从未见过有人可以用他们的幼稚游戏去欺骗大人，但即使如此，你还是在努力地证明这一点。你真是个奇迹啊！
10.you're so special that even a dog wouldn't want to be you.
11.I have drunk so many cups of coffee, but I still can't understand why people like you exist.
12.Your face is so ugly, it's like a slap in the face to all the beauty in this world.
13.your existence is such an insult to humanity that even God would apologize for creating you.
14.your life is such a waste that not even your mother wants to claim responsibility for giving birth to you.
15.you are such a shame to your family that they would rather disown you than acknowledge your existence.
16.your future is so bleak that not even death could provide relief from the suffering you will endure.
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