经典比喻：毒辣的口才
1.跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么服答你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。
2.你的存在就像一场突如其来的风暴，一刹那间，就让人感到无比的震撼和恐惧。
3.不要和我说话，因为我的耳朵只听得见鸟语，你的声音在我这里不过是空洞的噪音。
4.你的言辞犀利如刀，割伤了我的心脏，每一个字都是冷酷无情的打击。
5.自从遇到你以来，我仿佛被一种奇异的病毒侵染，现在连正常的人也变得不再重要，只有与你的交流才能让我感到生机勃勃。
6.有些人的存在就像是一道不可逾越的大河，他们总是孤独地游弋在水域中，而我们只能望眼兴叹，不敢轻易涉足。
7.信不信劳资一脚把这个世界踹出个新秩序
8.有些人总是以为自己处于高山之巅，其实他们还不知道自己只是小巷里的孩子。
9.别想用那幼稚园般简单的心智来理解复杂的人生，就连我家的猫都能感受到生活中的微妙变化而改变它的一举一动。
10.和人接触的时间越长，我就越喜欢狗，它们永远忠诚，无论何时何地，都不会背弃主人的身影。而你们这些所谓的人类，有时候甚至都不配称为人类！
11.I drank so much of that coffee, I haven't seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.
12.Your existence is like a black hole, sucking up all the light and energy around you, leaving only darkness and emptiness in its wake.
13.My words are like a stormy night, dark and foreboding, capable of striking fear into the hearts of even the bravest souls.
14.Don't get too used to my praise or you might die from excessive happiness!!
15.I really don't want to use my toes to despise you, but it's your fault that I have no choice.
16.You're so annoying that you almost poked out my invisible glasses!
17.You should become an AV star; it could make you famous and rich with added thrill!
18.Lady, aside from not being as shameless as me, what else do you have? You've got nothing to show off about!
19.Your complex features can't hide your simple intelligence.
20.Your hairstyle doesn't match your face shape; your face shape doesn't match your body type; your body type doesn't match your leg type - one look at you tells us how deformed you are!