1.跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么服答你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。
2.你的长相真是太惊险了，你妈都被你恶心死了。
3.别和我说话，因为我听不懂猪叫，我今天治不了你就算我没学过兽医。
4.说话都不经过大脑直接由排出，不知道你菊花有没有你脸皮这么广大。
5.一岁生梅毒，二岁给，三岁生花柳，现在生爱滋。
6.我可没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是像你这样的。
7.信不信劳资一脚把你踹出个不育不孕症
8.有些人总是以为自己处于牛a和牛c之间，其实他们还不知道自己处于傻a和傻c之间。
9.别想用那幼稚园的智商来假扮硕士生，就连我家的母狗都在为你们捏一把汗。
10.and人接触的时间越长，我就越喜欢狗，狗永远是狗，而你们有时候不是人！
11。我喝了那么多次优乐美奶茶，也没见周杰伦问过谁是我谁呢？
12。你这个半身不遂的人物，要给我一点脸的话，你就不知道自己是什么东西了？
13.I嘴，那一夜，我梦见我在你的波波上开飞机，你那些五官真是令人发指，往逼里灌点蛆卵都能孵出苍蝇。我看你们连苍蝇都不如!
14不要太喜欢我的夸赞话，这样你们会性命难保掉掉的!!
15.I真的不愿意用脚趾头鄙视你们。但兄弟，是你们逼我们这么做的。
16.you这样的女的是真够戳得差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了!
17.you为什么不去拍AV呢？能走红能赚钱还有快感！You're really not listening.
18.old娘除了没有像她那么不要脸，还有什么？You have something to show off?
19.Your complex five senses can't cover up your simple intelligence.
20.The shape of your face doesn't match the shape of your body, and the shape of your body doesn't match the shape of your legs, which makes you look deformed.
21.Your 56 kinds of sperm combined into one is like a little donkey.
22.You pasted left cheek onto right cheek.Potential meaning: One side is shameless, and the other side has too thick a face.
23.You waste air while alive, waste land when dead, and half-dead waste RMB.
24.you are a unique trash that no one wants to see again in this world.
25.Everyone who pretends to be tough needs some real guts behind them.
26.Don't flaunt your high education all day long; no matter how high it is, you're still not human material.
27.Don't take my tolerance for granted as an excuse for being shameless.
28.Give me my rightful place and stop talking nonsense; don't take yourself too seriously.
29.Without me and that night, how would you have achieved what you have today? That disgusting face – I advise against it!
30.The gap between your eyes is as wide as an ATM card slot's width!
31.you are society's scum! You're parasitic feces! You're excess fat from within! You're the lowest level among low-life forms!
32.Your face friction coefficient is so high even pigs will feel ashamed for you!
33.I wonder how on earth did someone teach you this way? Born without love?
34.I wanted to tell you but since I know better than anyone else about people like us,
35.these extreme measures only make me more annoyed with you - before meeting someone like you I never judged others by appearance either!
36.isn’t it true that because four seas belong to everyone’s mom? Who dares mess with him?!
37.Must've been raised on carbon dioxide or something... (www.lz13.cn)
38.probably all 56 pieces of brain cells went feeding dogs... So here's Tianjin Baozi thanking their support...
39.My mouth plays alone with itself - pretty lonely isn’t it?
40.Although I may not understand Parisian L'Oréal like they do about someone as ignorant as them... Your Yidai bag was full though!