1.跟你做了这么久的朋友,你一直都很关心我,我却时常给你添麻烦,真不知该怎么服答你。所以,下辈子你作牛作马,我一定拔草给你吃。

2.你长的太惊险了,你妈都被你恶心死了。

3.你别和我说话,因为我听不懂猪叫,我今天治不了你就算我没学过兽医。

4.说话都不经过大脑直接由排出,不知道你菊花有没有你脸皮这么广大。

5.一岁生梅毒,二岁给,三岁生花柳,现在生爱滋。

6.我可没说你不要脸,我是说不要脸的都是你这样的。

7.信不信劳资一脚把you踹出个不育不孕症

8.有些人总是以为自己处于牛a和牛c之间,其实他们还不知道自己处于傻a和傻c之间。

9.别想用那幼稚园的智商来假扮硕士生,就连我家的母狗都在为you捏一把汗。

10.and people接触的时间越长,我就越喜欢dog,dog永远是dog,你有时候不是person!

11.I drank so many times, but no one asked me if I'm who you are.

12.you're half-person, not even worth a face.

13.in my dreams, I saw myself on your sister's body, and those of your five senses made me shiver; even worms wouldn't dare to lay eggs there.

14.don't be too happy when I praise you; it might kill you!

15.I don't want to use my toes to despise you, but brother, it's your fault that makes me do this.

16.your kind is really annoying; almost poked out my invisible glasses!

17.go make AV videos and become famous and earn money while having fun - what more could you ask for?

18.you have nothing but not being as shameless as me - what can you show off about?

19.your complex features can't hide your plain intelligence.

20.your hairstyle doesn't match your face shape or body type or leg type - looks like a deformity from the start.

21.fifty-six kinds of sperm merged into one of you - literally just a little horse!

22.putting left cheek against right cheek (implying both sides are shameless).

23.living wastes air, dead wastes land, half-dead wastes RMBs.

24.you're an exclusive piece of trash; at least all humans hope there won't be another like you in the future.

25.being bold must have some boldness in it!

26.stop showing off about your high education level; no matter how high it is, you're still non-human stuff that will never be like us.

27.don't mistake my patience for admiration for your shamelessness.

28.give oldie their due place and stop farting around without reason - don't take yourself too seriously!

29.without me and that night (when we met), how would we reach today? That awful face... just leave it alone!

30.the width between the pupils in those eyes is as wide as an ATM machine's card slot!

31.you're human garbage living off society's leftovers! You're extra meat waste from low life forms! A malevolent force among men!

32.Your face friction coefficient is huge enough to embarrass pigs!

33.how did they raise such a child? Born with no love given by parents?

34.at first I wanted to advise against constantly embarrassing oneself before others; since good people tell them yet they ignore us... seems like they'll eat excrement forever now.

35.such extreme measures only increase aversion towards them because before meeting them I didn’t judge by appearance either...

36.are these extremely shameless individuals thinking everyone else should cater to their every whim?

37.may have been raised on carbon dioxide gas...

38.must have fed dog food into their brain: thanks for supporting Tianjin buns’ sales online (www.lz13.cn).

39.playing with words alone makes things boring...

40.even though Parisian L'Oréal may not understand him/her/them…their bread rolls are full already – evil insults