1.跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么服答你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。
2.你的言谈举止，就像一场自然灾害，让人防不胜防。
3.你的智慧，比起我看过的书籍，更让人惊叹，因为它们都是用来装饰我的书架，而不是用来读懂你的行为模式。
4.说话都不经过大脑直接由排出，不知道你菊花有没有你脸皮这么广大。
5.就像一粒毒豆，看似无害，却能夺走人的生命力，只是它不杀死别人，它杀的是我们的希望和梦想。
6.我可没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是你这样的，是因为在这个世界上，没有一个人愿意承认自己的失败，所以他们选择把失败归咎于他人或环境。
7.信不信劳资一脚把你们踹出个不育不孕症
8.有些人总是以为自己处于牛a和牛c之间，其实他们还不知道自己处于傻a和傻c之间，这就是为什么我们总是在同一个地方跑圈圈，而他们却认为这是进步的一部分。
9.别想用那幼稚园的小聪明来假扮硕士生，就连我家的母狗都在为你的表现捏一把汗，至少她不会误导整个社会相信她的“学问”值得尊敬。
10.and people, the more I like dogs, dogs are always dogs, and people sometimes are not even human!
11.I drank so many times of Yili yogurt, but no one asked me if I am who of Jay Chou.
12.you this half-wit thing, give you a little face you will not know what you are!
13.my mouth that night, I dreamt that I was on your sister's belly flying an airplane,your those five senses really make people shudder,
even if I pour some larvae into it to hatch flies inside it all can't compare to you,
I look at you not even worthy of being compared to flies.
14.don't be too fond of my praise for you or else you will die from excessive happiness!!
15.I really don't want to use my toes to despise you.But brother, is it because you forced me to do this?
16.your kind of woman is really enough to pierce through,
almost gave me away with invisible glasses.
17.you why don't go shoot AVs? You can become famous and earn money and have fun too!
18.old lady except for not as shameless as you what else do y