1.跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么服答你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。
2.你的脸长得太惊险了，你妈都被你恶心死了。
3.你别和我说话，因为我听不懂猪叫，我今天治不了你就算我没学过兽医。
4.说话都不经过大脑直接由排出，不知道你菊花有没有你脸皮这么广大。
5.一岁生梅毒，二岁给，三岁生花柳，现在生爱滋。
6.我可没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是像你这样的。
7.信不信劳资一脚把你踹出个不育不孕症
8.有些人总是以为自己处于牛a和牛c之间，其实他们还不知道自己处于傻a和傻c之间。
9.别想用那幼稚园的智商来假扮硕士生，就连我家的母狗都在为你们捏一把汗。
10.and people, the more I like dogs, dogs are always dogs, and sometimes humans are not human!
11.I've drunk so many cups of Oolong milk tea, but no one asks me if I'm someone's who.
12.You're a half-wit thing that makes people feel uneasy even with a little bit of face.
13.My mouth that night, I dreamed of flying airplanes on your sister's poop bag, your five senses are so terrifying that even putting worms in them could hatch flies; I look at you less than flies.
14.Don't be too fond of my praise for you or you'll die from it!!
15.I really don't want to use my toes to despise you But brothers and sisters is what pushes me to do this.
16.Your kind is enough to pierce through; almost poked out my invisible eyes.
17.Why don't you go shoot AVs? You can become famous and earn money while feeling good; why aren't you listening?
18.Lady, apart from not being as shameless as me what else do you have? What can you flaunt?
19.Your complex features cannot hide your simple intelligence.
20.The hairstyle doesn't match the face shape; the face shape doesn't match the body type; the body type doesn't match the leg type - it looks deformed from head to toe.
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