1.跟你做了这么久的朋友,你一直都很关心我,我却时常给你添麻烦,真不知该怎么服答你。所以,下辈子你作牛作马,我一定拔草给你吃。

2.你的言谈举止,就像一场自然灾害,让人防不胜防。

3.你的智慧,比起我看过的书籍,更让人惊叹,因为它们都是用来装饰我的书架,而不是用来读懂你的行为模式。

4.说话都不经过大脑直接由排出,不知道你菊花有没有你脸皮这么广大。

5.从一岁开始,你就已经准备好了各种传染病,现在才是发酵的时候。

6.我可没说你不要脸,我是说不要脸的都是你这样的,用一个词形容,那就是“透明”——透明到连自己的存在都显得多余。

7、信不信劳资一脚把你的虚伪踹出这个世界

8、有些人总是以为自己处于牛a和牛c之间,其实他们还不知道自己处于傻a和傻c之间,这种自欺欺人的游戏,在任何时候都不会得到认可。

9、别想用那幼稚园的小聪明来假扮硕士生,就连我家的母狗都在为你的这种表现捏一把汗,它们能感受到人类社会中对待无知者的蔑视与厌恶。

10、和人接触的时间越长,我就越喜欢狗,狗永远是狗,而像你们这样的人,有时候甚至不如狗,他们至少能够忠诚地守护着某个角落,而你们呢?只能在这个世界上碍眼而已。

11、我喝了那么多次优乐美奶茶,也没见周杰伦问我是他的谁,这说明即使是在音乐界,也有真正值得尊敬的人物,而你们呢?只是一群声名狼藉的人类垃圾。

12.you这个半身不遂的东西,给you一点脸you就不知道自己是什么东西了?

13.my嘴,那一夜,我梦见I在your妹's波波上开飞机,your那些五官,都真是令人发指,可以往逼里灌点蛆卵也能孵出苍蝇,但这也不过是我的一场噩梦,因为现实中,我们必须面对的是这些令人厌恶的人类存在。

14.do not太喜欢my夸赞you的话这样you会性死掉掉的!!

15.i真的not愿意use脚趾头鄙视you。但brother,is you迫i这么do's.

16.you这样的女'真够戳's差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了.

17.you为什么not去拍av呢could walk红could 赚钱还有快感you真不听话

18.old娘除了motto没有y'all那么不要脸还有什么,y'all还有什么可得瑟's.

19.your复杂'五官,掩饰不了your朴素'智商.

20.face型not配身型,身型not配腿型,一看就是畸形.

21.five十六种精子汇成one you,you简直就是one小骡子.

22.left face贴to right face上了潜台词:one边不要脸,one边face太厚.

23.alive浪费air,die浪费land,half alive浪费rmb.

24.one小垃圾is独一无二,'least全人类都不希望再have第二个.

25.dog流氓,want have流氓个性.

26.do not整天炫耀own高学历,y'all学历再高also还是非human物且永远also cannot become like us这样'.

27.do nottake my 对your忍耐当成y'all不要脸姿态.

28.giveold son摆正positiondo not乱放屁,do not too think own self important儿.

29.without me and that one night how will there be your today? That ugly face I advise you just don't want it at all,

30.just your eye sockets as wide as the ATM card slot on a bank machine for inserting cards, the visibility is so poor it can only see darkness in front of it,

31.your existence is a plague to society,a parasite living off waste,a superfluous part of human beings,the lowest form of life among animals,a malefactor in humanity,

32.Your face friction coefficient is really high even pigs would be ashamed for you,

33.I really don't know what your mom taught you,since she didn't love you when she gave birth to you or if she bought a washing machine specifically for cleaning up after giving birth to someone like you,

34.I originally wanted to advise against this behavior but since no one listens anyway I guess we're stuck with an eternal sinner like yourself who won't change their ways from now until eternity,

35.This extreme behavior has made me dislike you even more than before and before encountering people I never judged by appearance either

36.Are y'all sure that y'll think everyone else should kowtow to y'll?

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38.It seems all the intelligence in your head has been fed to dogs; On behalf of Tianjin Mantou Baozi thank Yousupport

39.My mouth alone plays tricks on itself It gets pretty lonely You say so?

40.Although i do not understand Parisian L'Oreal about Youso much but Your Gainful employment filled with rice balls