如果一个人的初恋沉闷且冗长,不知算不算很奇怪。高三的时候,别人还都忙得昏天黑日,我父母就早早地替我办全了出国手续,只等我领到毕业证就可以去到美利坚...如果一个人的初恋沉闷且冗长,不知算不算很奇怪。高三的时候,别人还都忙得昏天黑日,我父母就早早地替我办全了出国手续,只等我领到毕业证就可以去到美利坚了。

我们班上有个男生人称大P的特能说,一般播音时间是早自习体育快递课间插播时政要闻午间休评书连播晚自习CLASSICAL MUSIC,可每次考试他总有本事晃晃悠悠蹭到前几名。班主任拿他没办法只好让他在最后一排和我这个逍遥人一起任逍遥。

那时候大P又黑又瘦面目狰狞读英文像《狮子王》里的土狼背古诗像刚中了举的范进,真的,后来我们逛动物园猴子见了他都吱吱乱跑,他倒来劲了,拍我的头冲猴儿们介绍:THIS IS MY pet!I am his best friend. I also didn't hide it, telling him: "Don't yell, look at your old ladies, they've all been scared away by you." -- This is a side story.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named P who could talk well. His usual broadcasting times were during early morning physical education classes, quick announcements between classes for political news in the middle of the day and classical music during evening self-study hours. Every time there was an exam, he would always manage to sneak into the top few places. The class monitor couldn't handle him so he had to let him sit in the last row with me.

At that time P looked pale and thin with a scary face reading English like Simba from "The Lion King" reciting ancient poetry like Fan Kui who just passed the imperial examination; really, later on we went to the zoo monkeys saw him and ran wild when he tried to approach them introducing himself as "This is my pet!" I also didn't hide it from him saying: "You're not yelling enough."

He would teach me how to hit properly but I ended up hitting him many times instead because my water bottle almost spilled out when he suddenly turned around asking if my throat felt good or not after singing high notes during our lunch break while eating different food portions; afterwards we became more intimate than ever before.

We were inseparable throughout our senior year in high school like two peas in a pod; one of us was always ready to make noise while the other one made sure everything remained silent and peaceful.

One day while sitting alone at home feeling melancholic about missing someone special that day after graduation before flying off overseas for college studies without knowing where life would take us next...

After graduating from high school big P continued his studies at Tsinghua University while I moved back home due to family reasons eventually settling down in Los Angeles; every now then neighbors would send over fresh vegetables grown by them which reminded me of big P even though they never met before or since then...

Thereafter every night as darkness fell over this small town known for its peace & tranquility filled with friendly people & beautiful landscapes under starry skies watching their silence become louder than any words ever spoken between us...

In these moments reflecting on those memories shared together through laughter & tears knowing what love truly means no matter how much distance separates us now or forevermore...