今早在公交车上，一小孩问他妈妈：“妈妈昨晚为什么和爸爸打架?” mom looked at him and said, "Little one, don't talk nonsense. We didn't fight." The boy thought for a moment and then asked, "Then why did I hear you both say that you would have a big battle tonight? Big battle three hundred rounds...” 2. It's true that Italians are handsome; otherwise, their slow pace of doing things and the smartness of their cashiers who can't even count correctly would be unbearable. If it weren't for their good looks, they would have been beaten to death long ago. Because of their good looks, they make mistakes but smile sheepishly at you as if it's not wasting time but an encounter with beauty. So those who aren't good-looking have been beaten to death, which fits into the theory of evolution.
Last night I was woken up by the need to urinate while still half asleep and realized my body was paralyzed from head to toe. I panicked - could this be the legendary bed-hogging spirit? But then I remembered what older folks say about spirits being mostly other-sex entities so out of desperation and fear of wetting the bed, I hesitantly tried asking: "Hey there! Want us to switch places?" Suddenly my limbs became mobile again...
Today my husband went with me for a physical examination at the hospital where the doctor accidentally grabbed another patient's file - it had pregnancy written on it instead! My husband saw this and got upset saying: "You were insistent last night now look! Now I'm pregnant!"
5.Frequently in movies or when hearing friends' stories about how husbands made wives unhappy over minor issues no matter how small they were - she'd get annoyed right away throwing out lines like “Tonight you sleep on the couch!” before storming off leaving her husband no choice but enforcing some form of punishment under duvet covers (the famous Chinese phrase goes something like “bedhead quarrels end in bedroom harmony.”) This way men feel frustrated with their own helplessness!
6.The girl was caught red-handed yet bit her tongue refusing to admit anything saying: “I only sold something worth two yuan for two hundred yuan – just inflation.” Asked if selling is all there is? She retorted: Providing after-sales service.
7.In line at school canteen waiting for lunch tickets Little Red couldn’t help herself wanting food so she blurted out: “Whoever gives me bread right now can tell me what to do!” Little White replied promptly giving her one before adding smugly: You want someone telling you what to do?