很多女性认为自己很努力工作，我会说：“你很努力吗？可是你并没有讲话讲到嘴巴流血呀。”
我天生乐观，记得小时候跟别人打架，打到上下排牙齿都掉了，妈妈看到我的模样，心疼地哭了起来，可是我依旧很快乐。妈妈不解地问我为什么？我说：“牙齿都掉了，我从今以后就不用刷牙了。”
从事行销业，我们没有摆臭脸的资格，每天都要笑脸迎人。微笑是会传染的，只要你带着微笑，别人也会对你微笑，气氛就会跟着改变，所以人要尽可能地微笑，把欢乐传给别人。
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我的第一份工作是在福特汽车当会计，工作起来驾轻就熟，可是我做得并不快乐。我宁可多绕点远路，也不要在一个我不喜欢的地方工作一辈子。亲友听说我离职了，都觉得很不可思议，但我认为如果不能找到适才适性的工作，这辈子绝对不会快乐。
科学家会发明东西，艺人会表演唱歌，那是他们的专长，那我的专长是什么？我左思右想，发现我的专长就是福特汽车最不喜欢我的地方——我很爱讲话。
老板常瞪着我说：“Leon，我是雇你来工作，不是来讲话的。你可不可以不要讲话，不要影响别人上班？”
当我面试新工作时，我告诉每个老板我喜欢讲话，他们一听都笑了。再问我除了讲話还有没有其他要求？I say I don't like complex administrative work, so I hope to have less administrative work, and can talk from morning till night, and the salary is as high as possible. Each boss laughed at my request.
虽然I always look for a job that suits me best but never give up until my pocket only has $27 left.
My friends saw me in such a poor state and joked with me: "You should not eat McDonald's every day. If you do this, your money will run out quickly." So I bought a big bag of mung beans and cooked a big pot of mung bean soup. I ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for three or four days.
Lecturing until mouth bleeding
I applied to 300 companies. Every boss thought I was just joking except one who took me seriously in the Securities Company. He asked if what he said was true - that he wanted to find someone who could talk all day long? Someone who had almost no administrative work? And someone who had a high salary?
The CEO hugged me tightly when he found out why he wanted to hire me - because he liked my three conditions! The next day, they told him about his decision to hire an American man named Leon who talked nonstop on the phone all day long!
Every time we finished talking on the phone at 2-3 am in the morning (500 calls per day), they would record how many calls were made by Leon during each call (less than 3 minutes per call).
Once while making those calls late at night (midnight), there was one client whose voice sounded unclear over the phone; after telling him everything about myself and our company address (www.lz13.cn) later discovered that this client came into our office looking very upset; his sleep quality was terrible due to insomnia after eating two sleeping pills before bed but still woke up from being disturbed by loud noises coming from our office windows smashed by angry clients trying to get their money back since they lost their investment through stock market trading which turned out disastrous due mainly because these clients didn’t know anything about stocks themselves nor did anyone else either…
The world is full of people waiting eagerly eager for information regarding stocks & bonds investments worldwide before deciding whether investing or not investing further considering potential risks involved prior taking action involving significant sums of money which may lead them down paths where their hard earned cash goes down drain like water without any chance getting some good return on investment back again ever once more...