一夜入冬的经典比喻：最毒骂人的话
1.跟你做了这么久的朋友，你一直都很关心我，我却时常给你添麻烦，真不知该怎么回报你。所以，下辈子你作牛作马，我一定拔草给你吃。
2.你的外表太过惊险了，你妈都被你的气质所震撼。
3.不要和我说话，因为我听不懂猪叫，我今天治不了你就算我没学过兽医。
4.说话都不经过大脑直接由口出，不知道你的智商有没有达到正常水平。
5.如果在一岁生病二岁治疗三岁恢复，现在还在生病中。
6。我可没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是像你这样的例子。
7.信不信劳资一脚把问题解决掉
8.有些人总是以为自己处于牛a和牛c之间，其实他们还不知道自己处于傻a和傻c之间。
9.别想用那幼稚园的智商来假扮硕士生，就连我家的母狗都在为你的举止捏一把汗。
10.与人接触的时间越长，我就越喜欢狗，狗永远是狗，人有时候不是人！
11.I喝了那么多次优乐美奶茶，也没见周杰伦问我是他的谁。
12。你这个半身不遂的人物，有点忘记了自己的身份？
13.i梦见i在you妹的小腿上开飞机，你那些五官，都让我感到毛骨悚然，一点蛆卵也能孵出苍蝇，即使如此也不如苍蝇般纯净无瑕哦
14..不要太喜欢我的夸奖，以免让自己性情大变！！
15..真的不愿意用脚趾头鄙视you。但brother，是you逼i这么做的。
16..your这种女的是真够戳的差点给我隐形眼睛都戳掉了
17..why don't you go shoot a porn video? You could be famous, earn money, and have fun too! Why not?
18..Old lady except for not being as shameless as you, what else do you have to show off about?
19..Your complex facial features can't hide your simple-mindedness.
20..Your hairstyle doesn't match your face type, your face type doesn't match your body type, and your body type doesn't match your leg type... one look and it's clear that you're deformed.
21..You are made up of 56 different sperm cells... You're basically just a little donkey.
22.."Left cheek against right cheek." Implying both sides are shameless but one side has thicker skin.
23.. alive is wasting oxygen; dead is wasting land; half-dead is wasting RMB.
24.. are an exclusive waste product - at least the entire human race hopes there won't be another like you again.
25.., there should be some character to it!
26..<Don’t flaunt> your high education so much - regardless of how high it is, <you're still something other than human>.
27..<Don’t take my tolerance for granted as if I'm okay with who are>.
28... Don’t make a fool of yourself by talking nonsense or taking yourself too seriously!
29.., how would achieve today's success? That ugly face... I advise you not to want it at all!
30..your eyes< matches the ATM card slot on a bank machine in terms of visibility>
31.<You’re society’s trash>, parasitic feces from inside; lowest level among lowlife creatures; men’s bane...
32..your face< must be very high even pigs will feel embarrassed for >...
33..>yout>>, born without love yet loved by none... Your family bought a washing machine specifically designed for cleaning mother's large behind.
34.<Even though i wanted to warn <> before about always making such embarrassing appearances], no one ever listens because i guess <> will never change from eating excrement.]
35.The extreme measures only made me more annoyed with <>, before encountering <>, i wouldn’t judge people based on appearance either...
36.<Do<> think everyone in this world owes <>> favors because <>>’re so shameless?]?
37.<Did<>> drink carbon dioxide while growing up?] (www.lz13.cn)
38.It seems like all 56 sperm cells in <> got fed to dogs already… As represented by Tianjin Baozi, thanks for supporting [[[[[the]]] system].]
39.My lips play alone with themselves pretty often anyway… How about [[[[that]]]?]
40.While I may not understand Parisian L'Oréal-level beauty like [[[[[them]]]], at least [[[[[their]]] snacks were full]].