在这个七夕的日子里,各种“中国品牌土味情话”和“情话”再次走红。这些虽然很土很尴尬,但网友们玩得兴高采烈。这里有一些让你了解这种朴实的情话趣味的短句。

“牛肉、羊肉、猪肉,猜猜我喜欢哪一种?” “我喜欢你的心肉。”

“你有打火机吗?” “没有。” “那怎么样,你让我的心着火了吗?”

“你知道我最喜欢哪个神吗?” “你的眼睛.”

“猜猜我想喝什么?” “我不知道.” "我要照顾你."

"每次过安检,总有麻烦熬过" "他们说我心里有一个你"

"猜猜我想吃什么?" "I don't know." "傻傻地看着你."

”我们去吃面条吧” “什么面条” 在你心里”

8, "" 你知道为什么感冒吗?"" 是因为感冒了吗?"" 不,是因为对你完全没有抵抗力."

9, "" 我缺少生活必需品."" 缺少什么?"" 你"

10, "" 你累不累?"" 不累."" 但已经在我的心里跑了一天了."

11, "" 我们要不要去喝一杯?" Drink what? Our wedding wine.

12," 我是个可爱的女孩."" 嗯?" You're cute too.

13," 对男朋友只有一个要求:" Must be you.

14," 你属于老虎嗎?" No, you belong to me.

15," 这一定是开挂了." Why do you always get full marks in my heart?

16," 想到梦中情人却从未见过他." Um? When your phone screen is black and see it will understand.

17," 知道容易喝醉酒的是哪种酒嗎?" You'll always stay with me forever.

18," 怎么背起来呢?" Why? Because you are my whole life.

19," 我们都太过分了..." How much over the top? You are too beautiful for me to resist!

20,” Donut is the name of the friend circle that I like.

21,” Guess what I like?” Being conquered by you.

22,” Sorry.” Never have you apologized to me before!

23,” Knows three people who like him?” Who are they? Me! Myself! Myself!

24,” Good health allows carrying rice bags and oil drums!” But I just can’t bear thinking about you.

25,“晚安...” What's late night when I hope not sleep because of thinking about you?

以上是一些简短而朴实的情话,让我们一起享受这份简单而温馨的情感交流!